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Thursday, April 26, 2007

Random ongoing thoughts of the day

UPDATE: Here's a link to a video of the dancing. None of the ones I found have the faces clear. It's really a shame, because without seeing the facial expression a huge part of the humor in this is lost. But you can still get the point. Enjoy!


- If you want to feel better about yourself and your dancing abilities and just about life in general, make sure you watch the news clip from either today or yesterday showing Dubya dancing with some African people. The facial expressions are priceless, the dancing is beyond hilarious, and the only thing that comes to mind when I watched the clip is the last time I went to the zoo and saw a chimp entertain a bunch of onlookers. Please, go see the clip. I'll post it here if I find it on YouTube or CNN. I laugh just thinking about it.

- The theme song to Growing Pains is stuck in my head. Throughout the day I have been singing it over and over AND OVER. "As long as we've got each other..." AHHHHHHHHHHH!

- This girl I know, maybe from work, maybe not from work, she keeps on asking the girls sitting next to her how to spell stuff. "How do you spell 'atmosphere'?" "How do you spell 'gentle'?" Are you freaking kidding me? Not only is it sad that someone in their mid 20s, supposedly educated at least through high school level cannot spell these words, but the fact that she is even asking is sad. OK, if you're sitting in front of a computer that is connected to the Internet, do yourself and all of us a favor and LOOK IT UP! Sheesh!

- Last night, while looking at one condo, the real estate agent showing it said that I can freely look around because the current owners weren't at home, but to mind the dog if I were afraid of dogs, which I'm not anymore. I patted the dog, and he was so cute and friendly. I jokingly asked the real estate agent if the dog came with the condo. She gave me this bewildered look and sincerely and in all seriousness told me that in fact "no, the dog will go with the current owners." Holy Jesus, how do some people walk around without constantly falling down or running into walls?

- Went out, got drunk, left a few drunken comments and IMs, and it was grrrrrrrrrreat! I am still drunk. Damn it. Someone I know, I was with, we get along well, too bad he's married. That's way taboo. Not a skank. Not a homewrecker. Another guy was flirting with me at the bar, passed me his number, later his girlfriend showed up and started kissing him. He looked at me and right when he looked, I tore up the paper that he gave me with him number. I ain't no homewrecker ass wipe! Puhleeze! I may be drunk, but my morals stay intact. Beat it!

- Hang over food of choice: cold thai and chinese. Bleh!

- Will add more as the day goes by...

- Won't add more. This is the end! Later biatches! Beer is bad. Remember that! Never go out with me, I'll buy at least one round of jager bombs. Damn bitch. Me, that is :)

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

i wanna see dubya dance so you better find that clip and post it! :) hope you're not too hungover today... TGIF!!!

Manblogger641 said...

Please find the clip of the chimp um i mean the president dancing. I would have given the phone number to the girl and said hey... it seems this guy your kissing gave me this phone number. Do you want it? Then I would have left.

KULA said...

OK, OK, there's a link now :)

Daisy said...

Too bad about the facial expressions. I am sure it was priceless. What a complete and utter moron!

Anonymous said...

OMG, that is so hilarious. (in a very sad way when you think about the job this dude has...) ...

Daisy said...

I wonder if Laura realizes what a dumb ass she is married to????

Kranki said...

Oh...my...god... How embarrassing. I could see some of the facial stuff and it was terrible. Even poor Mizzus Bush looked horrified.

Now if you ever see the Canadian Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, chances are he'll be wearing some nasty ass fishing vest. Also look at his eyes. They are the deadened orbs of the Anti-Christ.

KULA said...

Kim - Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing for a leader of a country like the US to be caught dancing like that. If he were a good dancer, it would be a different story!

Gerbera - She's just as dumb!

Kranki - But at least your guy isn't starting illegitimate wars halfway across the world and bringing death to others and Americans. In addition to being a horrible ugly dancer!