I have friends too, so there

I was on the bus yesterday on my way to meet up, coincidentally, with my friends. Well, on the bus was this sassy red head with her perfectly brushed hair, and fancy clothes from some overpriced store, talking on her cell phone. Then she started talking about some girl. Here some of the things she said:

"Yeah, poor thing. She doesn't have that many friends."
"I'm her only friend around here."
"Oh no, I have A LOT of friends. She doesn't."
"So she went and bought the same exact dress I have and it doesn't look as good on her as it does on me."
"I don't like hanging out with her, but I feel sorry for her."
"She's a total loser."
"Well, I'm going to meet with my friends, because I have like a lot. Not just one."
"She thinks she's cute. It's really sad."

Who would not want to be friends with this girl? I can't believe someone in their 20s is that pathetic.