Silly brothers
Conversation between me and my brother while sipping tea on a sidewalk cafe
"Sis, you're too tense, you really need help."
"I'm just tired and stressed because of work."
"You know what you need?"
"Good sex!"
He gets a shocked look on his face and pretends like he's about to reach over and smack me across the face... this is the same guy that not only tells me he has sex, he has at times told me way more than I wanted to know...
"NOOOO... you need the Relaxi Taxi!"
He has obviously just seen that one Friends episode. Hello? No one has seen that show as much as I have, I know when someone uses a "Friends" quote.
"Yeah, I need a good nice massage."
"Sure..."
"I need a nice loooong relaxing massage from a guy masseuse."
By this point my brother has completely given up on me thinking his "borrowed" joke is funny, and is obviously not at all interested in whether I am stressed or not.
Seriously, I need... umm... a massage... from my cute neighbor. WHO, by the way, just called me randomly today to chat on the phone, because he's traveling and he thought of me. How cute is that? I know, CUTE! We made plans for next week when he gets back in town.
