When there's a wit drought around here...

I have plenty of weird ass emails that I get from random weirdos that I can post to entertain the masses...

Today, I checked one of my 5 trillion email accounts, and there was this one from a nice gentleman named Hicham, apparently from Morocco. I have always loved Morocco and wanted to visit it, though after this email, I am not quite sure it is for me and I for it. I don't know how this guy found my email, and not quite sure on what he's basing his very bold message, but instead of deleting it, I decided to entertain my few readers with someone else's material, since I am not in the mood to come up with anything.

Here it goes, from Humanity Hicham in Morocco - this shit is better than my dreams! Please note I made absolutely no edits, not even in the spacing, I copied as it looked in my inbox and pasted it here. Enjoy:

"dear future wife,
iam a moroccan citizen,my name is hicham,i have 35 years old,i find u email and i decide to send u this message for making a stronge
relationship cause iam single and very interested to be u man and more
also
u
are very welcome here in morocco,i invite u,i wait u answer soon,take
care,my hot kisses and thank u.
iam waiting for u news,i will love u deeply."

"future wife": Quite presumptive! I do indeed like a man who take charge! This may be a bit much though.
"i have 35 years old": What? 35 years old dog? Cat? bird? Gold fish? That would be quite the feat!
"a stronge relationship": Maybe that's what my life lacks, STRENGE!
"very interested to be u man and more": I am very afraid of what "more" could be. After being "me man" what is left?
"i invite u": OK, I certainly can't marry someone who will not, at least once, in his email address me as YOU, but always as U. FUCKER!
"i wait u answer soon": i wait u turn to frog sooner!
"my hot kisses": OK, if nothing else was, this certainly is creepy. Anyone who knows me, certainly knows I prefer cold kisses, especially the ones with the almonds in the center.
"thank u": Well, at least he's polite and is thanking me for the hot kisses.
"i will love u": Well, since you've already married me and all, I sure hope you'll take time to love me. Because you know, if I'm going to move to Morocco for my future husband, I'd rather move for someone who will love me, as opposed to someone to ends their email with "I will NOT love u."
"deeply": Deeply? Interesting choice of words for someone who can't spell YOU.