It's funny how the most humorous people are the saddest.
It's funny how the most arrogant people are the most insecure.
It's funny how the people who boast their independence are the clingiest.
It's funny how the most judgmental people are the most scared of being judged.
It's funny how the people who always surround themselves with "friends" are the loneliest.
It's funny how when I say funny, I really mean sad!
- Promise people you'll water their plants when the forecast shows RAIN. Then say, hey, I stopped by and watered the plants. Hopefully, they don't know it rained.
- I should appreciate my cat more. She doesn't hiss. She doesn't bite. She doesn't even use her claws against anyone. When I give her a treat, she eats it, instead of hissing at me.
- Babysitting is the best birth control.
- Teach some people how to flirt.
- I miss J and B. They were awesome going out mates. The best, hands down. No one cramping no one's style. No one getting in moods and ruining the night. No one driving anyone away. No one choosing boys over girlfriends. And more importantly they weren't sluts and didn't even act like it. I really miss that.
- I miss playing music. I miss French classes. I miss running.
- Back to soccer next weekend. Thankfully!
I was on the bus yesterday on my way to meet up, coincidentally, with my friends. Well, on the bus was this sassy red head with her perfectly brushed hair, and fancy clothes from some overpriced store, talking on her cell phone. Then she started talking about some girl. Here some of the things she said:
"Yeah, poor thing. She doesn't have that many friends."
"I'm her only friend around here."
"Oh no, I have A LOT of friends. She doesn't."
"So she went and bought the same exact dress I have and it doesn't look as good on her as it does on me."
"I don't like hanging out with her, but I feel sorry for her."
"She's a total loser."
"Well, I'm going to meet with my friends, because I have like a lot. Not just one."
"She thinks she's cute. It's really sad."
Who would not want to be friends with this girl? I can't believe someone in their 20s is that pathetic.
